i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

Sep 18 23:41 with 154,921 notes


one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: distractors)

Sep 18 23:28 with 234,941 notes


How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

Sep 16 23:01 with 79,272 notes
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